In the tradition of driving those about them batty these animals do a terrific job. They are insane that is why and have one mind, to make the world batty like them.
In the foot steps of Black Adder and Monty Python.
A terrific rolly polly laugh and your opinion of your pet hamster will change; you will get rid of it fast. Just in case it has ideas about who should be living in a cage a foot long full of smelly wood shavings and dried hamster food.
While you sleep in a soft warm bed and eat jam and toast. While you exercise at disco poor hamster has a cramped small wheel.
Yes while you have friends to fleece poor lonely hamster has gone batty speaking to no one except the fleas.
Yes Cuddles the hamster has ideas; revolutionary ideas.
Yes the monster out of Womba is back in his own book. He who has nuts and bolts in him and gnaws mutton bones already gnawed by them who bought them at burger bars.
And a monster girl friend as Eagor thinks he is handsome but his girl knows better. A girl friend put together by Dr. Frankenstein so explains why she has Eagor doing ever bidding she thinks off?
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About a bunch of loonies keeping each other at a safe distance inside a coach; for each wants a sparkle the pretty girl in the red hood has. And is always the pretty girl has the sparkle as the rest are really ugly so have something else, perhaps dullness?
But is Prince Dieaslave really the hero or a mobile wart? Will the pretty marry him or run away? What about Granny the wicked witch will she ever let Sir Lancelot free?
And the monster Eagor is here too as stupid as ever as Dr. Frankenstein was not as smart as the films make out.
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A comedy about a fool who teams up with dwarfs and elves to travel to Zanzibar and lands never known to humankind or fools of course. Notice how we never call the dwarves and elves fools for we know they went to school so are educated. They are also bad tempered and this story is about grovelling. There is also many dwarves and elfs who don't like being called fools and know what to do with them grovellers. And Mr. Dwarf rides a bear who dreams of jumping through flaming hoops in a circus and stardom; the silly bear.
This book is full of monsters fed up being extras and stuntmen who now want their own shows. It is also a book full of idiots.